September232014

no-need-4-hats-thx:

if i was a ghost i would do useful things like let the cat out or take flamable things off the stove and sing to small children when they can’t sleep and terrify the fuck out of assholes hell yeah bitches. what was that? did I hear you make a derogatory remark about women? bam, your lamp is now on the floor what cha going to do punk? are you abusing that child? wambo, your walls are now bleeding motherfucker

(Source: spooky-pooper, via highermagic)

September222014

mishanarry:

It’s like he’s realizing how intense his eyes are and he’s like “holy shit”

(Source: gadreelsam, via two-winchesters-and-castiel)

September212014
9PM

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

(via bad-news-winchesters)

7PM
5PM
5PM
5PM

emojustinyoung:

kievrob:

DEAR GOD, IT IS REAL

i am so offended yall thought i was lying

(via myarmadaofshipsandfeels)

3PM
3PM

maddehhey:

assbutt-astronaut:

imjusttoocooltohaveagoodurl:

I sometimes wonder if Americans get this part of the film, because basically all the Swans in England belong to the Queen and it’s against the law to kill one, and because they’re Police Officers, they obviously can’t break the law so they save the Swan

I am an american and I had no idea thank

I am british and I had no idea thank

(Source: shoryukenme, via peter-capaldi--in-the-tardis)

3PM

edgar-allen-pug:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

i think we found the opposite of nash greir

MAZZI MAZ

(Source: the90sk-i-d-s, via ray-narvaezjr)

3PM
ariestess:

calliopesmuse:

mickeymousesmokespot:

lemonysnickets-dickpickets:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

Also reblogging for walnut.

Next time I get mad, I’m calling someone a walnut.

Walnut! That’s the best!

Walnut is quite possibly the best insult to keep in my arsenal now. <3

ariestess:

calliopesmuse:

mickeymousesmokespot:

lemonysnickets-dickpickets:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

Also reblogging for walnut.

Next time I get mad, I’m calling someone a walnut.

Walnut! That’s the best!

Walnut is quite possibly the best insult to keep in my arsenal now. <3

(Source: biencorrect, via kirag-the-almighty)

3PM

nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

(via myarmadaofshipsandfeels)

3PM
3PM

coffeeandcastiel:

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

killtheweirdkid:

stop playing the victim. that’s not even a real instrument

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i will never forget this post

(Source: neptunain, via superwholock-girl)

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